BRINGING SOME JOKES FROM MY COLLECTION

Joke n. 1st

Ek news aati hai ki ek station par 100 sardaro me se 99 sardaro ki maut ho jati hai,
reporter us bache hue sardar ka interview lene jati hai,
Reporter: ye hadsa kaise hua?
Sardar:  Sare Sardar platform par khade the tabhi announcement hui ki
'Rajdhani express platform no. 3 par aane wali hai'
Sare sardar platform se kudkar patri par aa gye aur mar gye.
Reporter: aap kaise bach gye?
Sardar : meh suicide karne aaya tha aur patri par khada tha,
 jaise hi suna ki train platform par aa rhi hai patri se hatkar platform par chad gya.

Joke n.2nd

Ek aurat apne pote ko doctor ke yahan khasi ki dawa dilwane le ja rahi thi ,
Raste mai daaru peeta hua ek budha tau mila .
Budha tau :- Bache ko kahan le ja rahi hai...
Aurat :- Thodi si khasi ho gayi hai dawa dilwane le ja rahi hun khasi ja nahi rahi hai.
Budha tau :- Ek peg daru ka lagva de khasi chali jayegi .
Aurat :- Ek peg daru se thodi si khasi kaise chali jayedi ?
Budha tau :- Daru se meri 80 acre jameen chali gayi mujhe pata nahi chala toh kya teri khasi nahi chali jayegi.